Showing posts with label man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label man. Show all posts

Sunday, 22 June 2014


Of course, I know I’m doing it. I have been doing it since my junior years at school and it is something that every man wants to do after a hectic day. What is bad about doing something that is not going to harm anyone? What do you do when you meet someone mesmerizing? You smile, talk, buy a drink and then you do it! It is like you are in heat and you both want to do it so bad that you do not even remember next morning that who started it and where it all ended. Yeah-Yeah, some people say that you should not let your guards down so soon but do you really give a damn when someone compliments you and you get washed away with the high current? Nah, you never, I can bet on it. Even mature good-looking people have no control on it. All they do is just smile and let the things happen so that they can smile about throughout the next day.

Oops, before you get a wrong meaning out of whatever I said above, let me clear the air. I was talking about- Flirting, an Art practiced by the people who use their happy hormones in a correct manner and depend less on emotions. This art has been the integral part of the royal courts and has been passed-down from generations to generations to ensure that men and women have something more to do with drinks. Queen Cleopatra, the real queen of flirting was the first lady to make the royal courts cry over their bankruptcy and wives for their love-stung husbands. Being a Flirt is a sin in the society as you are looked down upon as a Charmer, Wing-man, Player, Mack Daddy and more. The inevitable fact about being a flirt, which is always ignored, is that you are capable to wooing people within seconds when other spend eternity and are never successful. You walk in a room, make an eye contact with a person and you know where to concentrate all your energy.

Flirting is an art that can be used in one’s own advantage aswell. Coy smile, a slight tilt of the head, the slow brush of an imaginary hair from the colleague’s suit, the twinkly laugh and what not, everybody on the earth is doing it just to get their work done by hook or crook. It is not a malpractice; it is just a playful approach towards a scenario that can lead to a heated discussion. The trick is to do this while understanding the social cues. It also makes you more conscious about yourself. You end up taking more care of your face, the way you walk, the way you dress and the way you communicate. So the end result is all positive and you are looking fab-u-lous! Flirting is way to gain self-confidence and is a natural source of positive energy.
It’s the ultimate power tool. I just cannot stop myself reaping it’s benefits. So people just don’t sit der behind your desks, freshen up and approach the one you always wanted to talk to. Because that person is not going to bite you in the public (atleast)!


Me – “You know what, I feel like a vampire, thirsty for the fresh blood from pulsating nerves of your cervical neck”
She – What?
Me – “Yes, your eyes are making me lose myself and overpowering my senses.”
Me- “Wanna fell my racing beats in just your mere presence; I have no idea what else you are capable of?”

PAUSE-FROWN, RED FACE, fingers rolling into a FIST.

She- “Mr. I am taken”
Me- “I just wish all the luck to the man who dared to touch the goddess with his bare hands.”
She- Her sparkling whites, twinkle in eyes and rose red cheeks expressed how flattered she was.

1 down, that’s not bad but one down at the starting of a crazy night ahead is a serious low down. Yes, I can spring back and flatter any woman in 360-degree view but a defeat at the beginning, pull some strings back on a serious note. It is not hard to take a defeat but forgetting it is as difficult as forgetting your boss shouting in the glass torture chamber. Every word from the boss echoes when a girl turns you down on your face. As such, flirts are known for ‘Have no respect at table and in bed’ attitude. However, they also have letdown moments which they do not even want der ‘chaddi-buddies’ to known about. We have a tradition to save, follow the guidance passed down by our flirty ancestors and never let anyone tarnish our ever-sparkly image.

We are not born on Mars and sent to earth to ruin the nights of over protective boyfriends or worried dads with big riffles. We are just here to have a good time and walk out of the crowded bar with a beauty on the arms, if we are in mood to take the whole scene one-step further. Flirting gives us a kick that no drug can give. The flushed expressions, biting lips, twinkling eyes and that trustful tilt of your body towards us makes us go on and on to reach the epitome of the whole conversation. It’s like a stage performance where you need to impress some hand full of people but the only difference here is you are all alone and you have to have energy of the whole troop to impress one person. This is an art that can mess up your day or make someone else’s day as who doesn't like to be bombarded with compliments. But what you need to keep in mind is that flirting is an art to cool down your muscles, relive your stress and let the happy hormones flow to various parts of your body. Sheer optimism drives the whole art form and can help you meeting new people and make contacts at power tables. So never, let your guards down, spray a new fragrance and put up a classy appearance with a sparkly smile to impress the next one.  I think the girl in blue is smiling at me, so bye and forget what I revealed to you just now! Ciao 

Monday, 17 March 2014

Who are Aquarians??

"In spring, when -woods are getting green, I'll try and tell you what I mean:
In summer, when the days are long, Perhaps you'll understand the song.
For this must ever be -A SECRET"

In a true sense, every aqurian is a Mystery in many layers. We not only like reading mysteries, but we like to surround ourselves with mysteries.

Aquarians the Solution: Try letting down the mental guard that you keep on your emotions that stops you from being the self you long to be.
Aquarians Problem: You always seem to miss the boat when it comes to love.
Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities.
Two ways to piss an Aquarian off: 1. Wake them up when they’re sleeping 2. Eat their food .
As an Aquarian, you feel and understand things deeply, but have the unique ability not to show your emotions.
Aquarians are very honest people and care not only for themselves but for others a great deal.
Aquarians are never afraid of taking chances, but we have to sit aside for a sec to think about the consequences
Aquarians often look for that perfect relationship
As an Aquarian, you want money for the experiences that life has to offer, rather than acquiring it for the sake of having it.
Aquarian relationships really thrive when their partner: brings passion and emotional warmth into their life.
Aquarians don’t bullshit, if they say they are going to do something they fucking do it.
If an Aquarian gets mad, duck.
When Aquarians speak, they speak the truth. Otherwise they’ll just stick with thinking.
Aquarian and Gemini make Great couple, definitely meant for each other. Either way, they are set to remain one or the other for life
Aquarian Positive Traits; Friendly and humanitarian, Original and inventive, Independent and intellectual, Honest and Loyal.
Aquarian Negative Traits; Contrary, Perverse, Unpredictable, Moody, Detached and Sometimes quiet.
Aquarians is a Positive Fixed Air Sign.  Their lucky Color : Turquoise, Blue.  The Water Bearer always thinks 50 years ahead in time.
Aquarians don’t leave you. They’re in 11th house of the Zodiac. The House of friendship. They care about friends more than any other sign.
When Aquarians don’t want to be bothered, they will ignore all calls, texts, emails, tweets etc, basically they shut you out
Aquarians can give you unconditional Love once they Trust you.
Aquarians heart is too big, too fragile, sometimes too giving, too intense, too everything, yet, still awesome
As an Aquarian, in life you have a unique way of looking at things and this helps make you stand out from other people.
As an Aquarian, you make an excellent friend but the worst kind of enemy
Aquarians are the easiest people to make friends with but the hardest to truly know. ‘I knew from the day we met, you’d be kind of hard to forget.’
Aquarians Are attracted to good looking people, but are more concerned about what’s inside a person.
An Aquarian is more likely to fall in love with your personality and not with your possessions.
People might think Aquarians are pushover because of how calm and easy going we are. Get us mad and its hell, our rage is not normal.
If Aquarians wants something done, they will do it themselves.
Aquarians keep the old “treat others the way you want to be treated” rule close by at all times.
Aquarians tend to accidentally ignore the world to be in their own little world.
Aquarians are modest, fun, caring, humble and loyal.
Aquarians controls the honesty in a relationship. If they suspect you are not being truthful, they back out.
Aquarians express their emotions by writing, painting and drawing.
An Aquarian is afraid to fall for people because they are afraid it’ll just be one-way love.
Aquarians use the silent treatment because we’d rather look unemotional than to reveal our true intense emotions at the time.
An Aquarian will give you a taste of your own medicine, whether good or bad.
An Aquarian tends to get too fired up and competitive in games! Some people find it cute & some people get scared and run away.
It’s actually hard for an Aquarian to accept defeat, even though they walk away with their head held high!
An Aquarian may seem like a tough nut to crack, but sooner or later, they will open up to you and let their emotions run free.
An Aquarian definitely regrets what they didn’t do, more than the mistakes that they have made!
Aquarians might not remember your name at first, but we’ll always remember your personality.
Sometimes when you’re verbally telling Aquarians not to do it, they’ve already accepted in their mind they’re going to do it.
When you are literally stuck in an Aquarian mind, that’s when we finally accept we like you. Although, it will be confusing at first.
If an Aquarian confesses that he/she likes you consider yourself lucky because they mean it and they don’t do that very often.
Mentally, an Aquarian can simultaneously maintain focus on various tasks, topics and responsibilities.
Only Aquarians know what they’re going through. Mostly because they will front as if they’re going through nothing.
If you want to attract an Aquarian show some interest
Aquarians hold on to their memories very tightly!
It’s impossible to just figure out what kind Aquarian you just met. If they seem serious at first, they’re probably actually super funny. When an Aquarian gets really attached it might be really hard to let the other person go.
Aquarians gives everyone same attention, and only if they don’t like you or likes you too much, they’ll be hesitant to talk or approach you.
Aquarians don’t like lies, even white lies, they always prefer truth.
Once an Aquarian has their eye on you, you are theirs.
Aquarians come up with great advice. Most of the time, they have been through what you need help in
Aquarians usually have a master plan that most people fail to comprehend.
Aquarian aged mentality and social skills often leave an air of nobility surrounding these beings. They have it like that.
Aquarians forgives and forgetts: We forgive you for screwing up & we FORGET you ever existed.
Aquarians will accept you for who you are. We’ll respect you more if you own your character than lie about it.
Aquarians act like a sarcastic, pleasant, fun, angel in public but a complete FREAK in the sheets, and the thought kind of turns us on.
If you know an Aquarian, then you know that when they dream, they dream big.
Once an Aquarian realizes you take them for granted, they will make a move and slowly disappear from your life.
Aquarians Likes: fame and recognition, personal privacy, dreams, magic, change, uniqueness, surprises, and living within their means.                
Aquarians Dislikes: Show offs, being taken for granted, violence, senseless, or purposeless Extravagance and Ignorance of any sort.

Aquarians is not a fighter, but will knock you ass out.